Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I wish i was in the wii world.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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