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Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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