There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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