shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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