Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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