Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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