I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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