Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
we're so committed to being not committed
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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