Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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