On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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