you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You took a bar mat shot.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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