Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
he was CRYING into my vagina
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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