Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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