Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I just want nice things and good sex
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
