Do you still have your period?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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