Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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