What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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