This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My first STD was from a foam party
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Boobs are out for the taking
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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