Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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