dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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