Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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