too bad you live with your parents still
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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