Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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