So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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