I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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