I like my sex mixed with concussions.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
