Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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