They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just blew my weed a kiss
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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