She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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