Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just tell him i said nine months
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Randomize
