so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Randomize
