Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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