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well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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