I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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