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(318): View more from Louisiana

i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate

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(908): View more from New Jersey

why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.

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(281): View more from Texas

You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library

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(352): View more from Florida

I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.

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(850): View more from Florida

It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.

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(631): View more from New York

You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"

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(631): View more from New York

First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture

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