OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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