so that wasnt chicken after all
You can't special order awesome
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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