Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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