WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
whose parrot is this?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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