youre lurking in front of me
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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