I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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