yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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