I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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