the new term for farting is butt boxing.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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