im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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