He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
be right there i have to get my cape
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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