I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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