If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
This girl is more easily done than said...
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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