his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
