stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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