just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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