we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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