Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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