have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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