I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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